Personality disorder

Of course most of us would take on a certain personality disorder, as if like taking a little hobby such as knitting, just to give ourselves a bit more character than the person next to you who is just plain and boring, we never really can diagnose which of the numerous disorders one can be defined in. Its like a wide arrange of cleaning liquids, where one is quite similar to another, and can have multiple purposes. One just cannot decide which one to take on!

So here to help us out is a little site which tells you exactly which of the disabilities you have in your mind.
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

Of course, I must add that this site also has a banner which said "can't find love? click here" which just shows us the level of professionalism contained in this test.

My humble self have also taken this test just to see which illness can suit with my newly attained blue top.
Here are the top three...
No forget the three, that number was dealt in the last bit, so here is the first, the "The" disorder I am more or less bound to have.

Drum roll please!

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"Narcissism"

"Narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by self-centeredness. Like histrionic disorder, people with this disorder seek attention and praise. They exaggerate their achievements, expecting others to recongize them as being superior. They tend to be choosy about picking friends, since they believe that not just anyone is worthy of being their friend. Narcissists tend to make good first impressions, yet have difficulty maintaining long-lasting relationships. They are generally uninterested in the feelings of others and may take advantage of them."

Haha… well so obvious but yet, hmm never thought of that one before!
I didn't even know that it was considered as a disease.. well here you go , this shows you the intensity of my ailing. Of course the only problem is it usually is combined with another disorder, which I can choose from either,

Paranoid or Schizotypal or Histrionic

"Paranoid personality disorder is characterized by a distrust of others and a constant suspicion that people around you have sinister motives. People with this disorder tend to have excessive trust in their own knowledge and abilities and usually avoid close relationships. They search for hidden meanings in everything and read hostile intentions into the actions of others. They are quick to challenge the loyalties of friends and loved ones and often appear cold and distant. They usually shift blame to other people and tend to carry long grudges."

"Many believe that schizotypal personality disorder represents mild schizophrenia. The disorder is characterized by odd forms of thinking and perceiving, and individuals with this disorder often seek isolation from others. They sometimes believe to have extra sensory ability or that unrelated events relate to them in some important way. They generally engage in eccentric behavior and have difficulty concentrating for long periods of time. Their speech is often over elaborate and difficult to follow."

"People with histrionic personality disorder are constant attention seekers. They need to be the center of attention all the time, often interrupting others in order to dominate the conversation. They use grandiose language to discribe everyday events and seek constant praise. They may dress provacatively or exaggerate illnesses in order to gain attention. Histrionics also tend to exaggerate friendships and relationships, believing that everyone loves them. They are often manipulative."

Well if you read these, it is obvious! I have all three!! - for those who know me personaly will be nodding with me about now... and all of them are related to eachother don't ya think??
but then again don't we all have abit of disorder here and there??
Come one, we are all kinda like the description above right?? Its not much a disorder but just a mere characteristic!

Ha! You're just disagreeing because you are either too ignorant to recognize it or....do..do you have... have something against me,?!?!? or you don't know me... get away.. I want to be alone!!!no.. noo.. look at me... ain't I preetty?? come on.. I wanna be centre of attention!!!